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California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size
"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
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Difficult Hydra

A stupid person who cannot breed. Bound to a wheelchair, this person will be forever trapped with pizza sauce on their chin; talking to underage children online.
DifficultHydra: just commissioned my 800th furry piece, i’m in debt by $900

Someone: ok nerd, but you work at target so it’s fine! You’re a Difficult Hydra!
by nediahlover42 January 2, 2025
mugGet the Difficult Hydramug.

Hydra

True definition of a pro player , horny simp who simps any girls he sees.
That guy is truly a Hydra
by ᵗˣᶜ Bigio May 31, 2021
mugGet the Hydramug.

Hydras

Soon
Hydras: "Soon™"
by Dan.Evans. December 2, 2020
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Hydra

Hydras don't paralyze you when they look at you. You're thinking of a Basilisk. Which kills you with it's gaze (traditionally) but there are some iterations that paralyze or petrify (like the Gorgon)
Hym "Which is why I call into question your ability to interpret text. The Hydra analogizes the futility of combating evil as, when you cut off one head, 2 more appear in it's place and to kill a Hydra you must strike at it's heart. The MORAL of the story is (obviously) that to deal with evil by killing evil people as they appear is fruitless (as 2 more will arse in their place). THAT is actually the argument AGAINST what the Jews were trying to do with Hamas. It's a lesson that some more solipsistic and authoritarian people can't seem to learn. But, rather, you have to get to the heart of the matter. Which is what you are trying to avoid doing now. You are standing there waiting for heads to pop up while you bend over backwards and blow smoke up your own ass. Telling yourself 'I'm ThE vAlIaNt DeFeNdErrrrrr! I'm PrOtEcTiNg ThE kEeEdS!' And that leads me to my next point."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Hydra hotfix

When a video game developer, typically Indie, releases an update for their game without performing thorough quality control checks beforehand, causing the update to introduce new bugs in their game. Eager to fix these issues, they release a hotfix to patch the issue, but it only introduces even more bugs to fix. Lacking patience and any sort of effective quality control protocols, the game developer ends up releasing dozens of hotfixes for their previous hotfixes, creating an avoidable amount of hotfixes that would've been unnecessary had the dev taken more time to perform all necessary testing to identify potential flaws with their changes.
user1: "wtf is with all these hotfixes?"
user2: "the dev made a hydra hotfix and had to go on a wild goose chase to get everything fixed"
user1: "ffs does anyone even know what quality control is anymore"
by Inlovewithabsol April 10, 2023
mugGet the Hydra hotfixmug.

The Hydra

A big mother fucker with many heads. You have to chop all its heads at once off to kill it. You can also get up on its back
by Phill the goat man December 16, 2016
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