Hobby Surgeon

Someone who cuts themselves, most often because of depression.

"Hey what's with all those cuts on your arm?"
"Oh, don't worry i'm just a hobby surgeon haha"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

YMCA Hobbies

The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.

What a shame after Tina dumped Jeff he's fulled embraced spending all his time on his YMCA Hobbies.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 5, 2019

Hobby Lobby

An American retail company. It owns a chain of arts and crafts stores with a volume of over $5 billion in 2018.1 The chain has 969 stores in 47 states. A Christian-owned company, it incorporates American conservative values and Christian media.

Hobby Lobby is the worst.

by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022

Internet Hobby

When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.

It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.

My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.

by Randomflyingpigeons May 19, 2014

that girl hobbies

That girl hobbies are hobbies of “that girl” (See definition for that girl) some of these hobbies include painting, baking, ring together puzzles, crocheting, cooking, running, going to the gym, playing the piano, playing the violin,swimming, playing golf and DIY- ing

Omg she’s totally that girl. I’m sure she has that girl hobbies.

by Thatgorlllllllllllllllll February 15, 2022

Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.

Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.

by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019