A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.
by Fender001 January 10, 2012
marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections
hank: I never get erections
by terribleDefinitionsInc August 25, 2022
if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2014
A person or group in a discussion or a debate, repeats the same question with the sole intention of
a) rejecting or ignoring the answer
b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.
c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.
a) rejecting or ignoring the answer
b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.
c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.
The have been asking for weeks "What are the charges?" and it's only groundhogging since they could find the charges on Google in a minute.
by Nixonvote1972 June 02, 2024
Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog
noun; groundhog
1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
noun; groundhog
1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"
by Morty87 May 30, 2022
The opposite of prairiedogging. When you’re constipated so bad, you’re poop doesn’t want to come out and see it’s shadow.
by Awoodnamedchuck January 27, 2021