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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Escalator Friends

Being a friend not just a fan

Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing

Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.

If ignored then the relationship is one sided

Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:

Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?

The husband: ope!

The significant other: who’s that?

Husband: oh just the guy from the place

**Not even escalator friends

Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!

*ignored*

Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?

Husband: I have no idea
by Iakona808 May 29, 2024
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alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs
I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.
by Neji512 December 13, 2020
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MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023
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beef escalator

a piece of information, which generates a heightened level of drama within an already tense situation.
God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!
by bmb1455 December 5, 2022
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the escalator

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.
"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.
by parkay September 20, 2004
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Escalator

moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.
jennifer aniston fell down an escalator
by smidley October 8, 2017
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