Kicking the dead horse

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.

Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir

by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009

The Dead Lights

3 floating nightlights that make you do what the creepy clown says.
don not buy.

person - did you know that pennywises true form is a spider.
Me - no thats wrong his true form is the dead lights.

by Omanis December 14, 2019

Achmed the dead terrorist

A funny show on YouTube and some American TV channel created by Jeff Dunham

"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

The Typing of the Dead

The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"

Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."

Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"

Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."

Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

T-Shirt of the Dead

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.

Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.

by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

achmed the dead terrorist

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.

"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

by CCRaZ July 10, 2012