Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 30, 2018

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Colombian snowballs

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them

I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge

by Thatother1guy May 04, 2015

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Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 04, 2007

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Colombian Bobsledding

The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.

Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.

Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.

by Ass of Cakes June 23, 2010

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Colombian hangover

Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.

I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.

by jeffwode79 March 07, 2011

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