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Bowen

Quite possible one of the most boring names ever to disgrace British soil.

Is commonly given to tall skinny blond kids with a hairline that’s so far behind them, it’s the only thing that hasn’t edited the womb
Fuck me, you look so shitty today, but at least ur not a Bowen
by Sexyman62 November 13, 2019
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Marquis Bowen

Marquis Bowen, ahhh the dumbest clown out there and is always trolling. He thinks he knows everything but is always the loudest mouth. They say every marquis sucks at 2k as well. At the end of it all he’s goofy and a great soul to be around.
by Marquis Bowen November 23, 2021
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Bowen

lots of money, lots of cum
Hey did you see Bowen? He's got lots of money and lots of cum
by hahastinky123 November 21, 2021
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Bowen Brownstein

a Basic B obsessed with cookie run, caramel frappuccinos and being a baddie oryyy
by that_homo_baddie March 27, 2022
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bowen

bowen is a fat and chubby kid. he loves eating. he will start crying if all the chocolate cake is gone.
in the lunch room..
one kid: look at that kid go!
another kid: he is such a bowen
by hay.names.meanings November 10, 2019
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bowen

a dude who has a fat ass nose, but chill. wears hats like all the time, same with jackets and hoodies when its like 20 degrees. smokes weed and is pretty fit, dosn't talk to much people but his friends, but chill when you meet him, always has the music blasting in his ears, even if he aint got the airnuts in. pretty athletic and likes to parkour, has some girthy meat and a good boyfriend, you'll be lucky to meet him
yo bowen what up bro
he cant hear you he got the airnuts in
by nate hogan March 9, 2022
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Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.
Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”
by Ree Ree Magee December 30, 2021
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