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Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
by J-Stin June 26, 2023
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Bison porn

Renne Gracie is really making bison porn a category
by Denver1932 August 12, 2020
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when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
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Burrito bison

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic
by Goydrascre January 31, 2022
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Big Back Bison Disorder

To have Big Back Bison Disorder means that you suffer from chronic eating which has caused your back to grow as big as a bison's.
"omg she has big back bison disorder!!!"
by kbnk.z February 2, 2024
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