russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth
Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.
by CeeArthur August 29, 2015
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barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe
accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!
by broski of broskis October 08, 2019
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Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off
ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS
by baaen October 22, 2023
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Tooth Barber

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
by Anuglyman January 10, 2022
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Larois barber

One of the best Laroi meme pages on Instagram and is also the person who gave the kid Laroi the buzz cut in 2019-2020
Random person : Who gave the kid laroi that hair cut ???

Me : It was Larois barber from Instagram
by Ashyyyyy November 22, 2021
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sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep
Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.
by Lizzie Deuces May 09, 2011
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Mrs. Barber

I hate Mrs.Barber

Mrs. Barber
by Mrs. Barber September 06, 2016
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