When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017
Get the Give the baby the iPad mug.It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)
by Ask the G.O.A.T January 16, 2018
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fools who by trying to rid themselves of a bad thing succeed in destroying whatever good there was as well
by núria November 16, 2004
Get the throwing the baby out with the bathwater mug.The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
by Phil Bool September 27, 2006
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A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.
The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"
Example No.2
A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"
Example No.3
"Are you trying to punch the baby?"
A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.
The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"
Example No.2
A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"
Example No.3
"Are you trying to punch the baby?"
by Unsteadycarrot And 2BC November 3, 2007
Get the Punch The Baby mug.This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.
by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017
Get the Pooping the baby batter mug.Homeless guy One: Don't let him disrespect yo, nigga.
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*
by Daniel Clayton Prissypants May 16, 2008
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