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The Batman

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This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019
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Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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The Bad Player Effect

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When a player is so clueless and bad, that it benefits him or her. Sometimes, resulting in defeating others that are skillful.
What? This guy killed me! Who nonchalantly pushes the middle of the map like that? That is a pure example of the bad player effect!
by SithLordTrevor August 6, 2018
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the balcony

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(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".
I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.
by daveaux July 4, 2014
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Curse of the Bambino

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The Curse of the Bambino was a superstition cited as a reason for the failure of the Boston Red Sox baseball team to win the World Series in the 86-year period from 1918 to 2004. While some fans took the curse seriously, most used the expression in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
The curse was said to have begun after the Red Sox sold Babe Ruth, sometimes called The Bambino, to the New York Yankees in the off-season of 1919-1920. Before that point, the Red Sox had been one of the most successful professional baseball franchises, winning the first World Series and amassing five World Series titles. After the sale they went without a title for decades, as the previously lackluster Yankees became one of the most successful franchises in North American professional sports.
The "Curse of the Bambino" is an excuse that the Red Sox use because they don't wanna admit they just suck
by Zorichai April 26, 2011
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stabbed in the back

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Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back
by The Duke of Banterburry March 10, 2016
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