When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
