money

Something you can never trust a girl with.

I asked my girlfriend to hold my money and she disappeared with it in 3 second.

by --lynn-- July 23, 2006

Money

The green stuff that lands chicks.

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!

by IM IN DA MONEY July 08, 2003

Money

Something we all like to spend and some like to save.

Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!

by daileyd22 July 22, 2011

Money

A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has

Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."

by Benjabibble January 07, 2009

Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

by zacon November 29, 2003

money

The shit you buy your crack with.

My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.

by BigJake93 January 30, 2017

Money

The thing we wish we all had

Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none

by Thiccer than oatmeal April 01, 2018