Money

The green stuff that lands chicks.

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!

by IM IN DA MONEY July 8, 2003

Money

Something we all like to spend and some like to save.

Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!

by daileyd22 July 23, 2011

Money

A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has

Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."

by Benjabibble January 7, 2009

Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Money

The essance of life.

Trump~

Money is the essance of life

by Idiot57201 March 25, 2017

money

The shit you buy your crack with.

My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.

by BigJake93 January 30, 2017

money

a piece of paper that is worthless because everything in life does not take that piece of crap

you do not need money

by the litest person evaa December 10, 2017