texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.

Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.

by Nick November 16, 2003

textertain

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity

Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.

by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"

Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.

by AnitaTT December 6, 2011

texterbation

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

by diana gibson July 19, 2004

serial-texter

someone who's very outgoing online but shy in real life

i'm a serial-texter

by karl739 August 13, 2019

designated texter

one who makes sure that when a friend is drunk only sensible text messages are sent

Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.

by dr. jeseus h. christ February 24, 2009

Textersonating

Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.

Used to mock or put down.

John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.

Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.

John's text: U R such a dick

by jdmill8 June 1, 2007