something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.
by levyyyyy October 21, 2022

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

1. A man or woman who goes out of their way to exclude a set person from gatherings or parties.
2. A man or woman who makes a point to sleep with everyone else except a set person to leave them out.
3. Worse than a slut because a set person is excluded.
2. A man or woman who makes a point to sleep with everyone else except a set person to leave them out.
3. Worse than a slut because a set person is excluded.
She's a textbook bitch. She sleeps with everyone except me, and makes a point for me to know her sex life.
by SamKSteele February 23, 2022

by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
