Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.

Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008

testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population

Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival

by djsklf September 12, 2005

Testicle Board

A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.

Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!

by Tom Craven February 18, 2005

Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008

testicle fetish

When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack

Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls

by Testicle fetish January 20, 2019

testicular torsion

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

by hussad October 17, 2004