A teenage trifecta is composed of 3 things:
1. Teenage Males
2. Marijuana
3. Driving
If two come into play, you will most likely be ok.
If all three are involved, you will be fucked.
1. Teenage Males
2. Marijuana
3. Driving
If two come into play, you will most likely be ok.
If all three are involved, you will be fucked.
Chris: Yo wanna drive now?
Joe: Dude I can't man, we just smoked pot.
Chris: So what man, lets go to BK!
Joe: Yo come on, you gotta follow the teenage trifecta
Joe: Dude I can't man, we just smoked pot.
Chris: So what man, lets go to BK!
Joe: Yo come on, you gotta follow the teenage trifecta
by The King's Saint January 21, 2010
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This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
by Randz in TO December 13, 2013
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Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.
Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.
Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.
by Not Zane September 8, 2004
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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"
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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"
by Speed March 22, 2003
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They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event
John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?
Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it
John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?
Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.
John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it
Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all
John: Ok, so that's a yes?
Derek: For a conformist, yes
John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun
Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*
John: teenage sociologist.... great
John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?
Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it
John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?
Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.
John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it
Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all
John: Ok, so that's a yes?
Derek: For a conformist, yes
John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun
Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*
John: teenage sociologist.... great
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Get the teenage virgin mug.A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.
I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
by Lauraness June 11, 2006
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