Tedding

Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.

Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."

by Moing It November 10, 2011

teddsexual

Having a sexual attraction to someone with the name Tedd, and having no attraction to anyone else. Originated from webcomic El Goonish Shive.

Nanase: Homosexual, Ellen: Bisexual, Grace: Teddsexual.

by Owleth June 19, 2006

Teddiursa

"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.

My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.

by Eyeballflyball June 19, 2006

Tendie-pendants

Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016

Tiddie chop

Top surgery defined by two Tranny ass memers

Man, I can't wait for my Tiddie chop

by Strawberriesuwu June 7, 2019

Teddi

A one of a kind woman. Beautiful, Sweet, Intelligent and caring. This woman has a great sense of humor. She will make you laugh no matter the cost. She will open her soul to you. She will always have your back no matter what. She always strives to be the best possible friend you will ever have. It’s always ride or die with this one. Always be kind to her because a Teddi deserves nothing less than everything you have to offer.

Teddi is so smart and funny.

Thank you Teddi for making me laugh when times are tough.

by Saturdaymorningcartoons March 16, 2023

shmekle tiddie

When she succin yo pp and u fondle her butthole

Bruh that homie I shmekle tiddied her

by Succa meh pp December 3, 2017