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technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...
by Liverwiz April 11, 2007
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technotrad

- Hip techno stylizings of Le Group Swing!
- The hybrid fusion of the mandolin and fiddle to create a mind blowing musical experience!
- Undisputedly will keep you stomping, swinging and crying throughout the 2 minute performance.
Swing indisputably has you swinging, dancing and stomping your feet as soon as you can hear the very first bars of technotrad which bring back the good old kitchen partys of yesteryear. La vie comme ça, where sampling and scratching are combined to the fiddle and the mandolin, make for a remarkable mix.
by Ian McGuire May 13, 2005
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Technofart

A tech-savvy old fart (or person over 40)
My mum said roflmao tbe other day... What a technofart
by Pheelion August 22, 2010
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technocrat

adj; noun;

an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
Yes, I am a technocrat. And yes, I thought the Deadmau5 set at EDC 2010 was slow and boring.
by ZombiePhobe September 7, 2010
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Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011
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Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."
by D_T_Le July 26, 2009
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Technotronics

The electronical study of Techno music.
1: "So what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
2: "Oh, you know, I'm gonna get my Technotronics degree in Technotronic Engineering".
1: "Technotronics?"
2: "Yeah, the electronical study of Techno music".
1: "How can you study Teco music?"
2: "Electronically, of course".
by ChellyChu July 28, 2011
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