A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.
by Steadybeat August 8, 2020
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Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.
by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021
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Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
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He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “
He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “
by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020
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by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010
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by andy L December 8, 2003
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