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christmas tease

when a girl wants a lot for christmas, more than she actually deserves and realises the only way to get this is to promises sexual favours to her boyfriend ie 4 of the magic 5 (handjob, blowjob, fingering,licking out, no sex). she promises this but has no intention of actually doing any of it because she is EVIL.
tom: i cant wait till tonight its gonna be amazing.
4 of the magic 5! yessss!
dario: you do realise shes joking right?
tom: what no way she'll definetly do it she loves me
dario(whispers): christmas tease
tom: what
dario: i said christmas tease you dumb bastard hahahahaha

*tom* cries until he passes out
by dario a. l. December 7, 2006
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hose teaser

female based humans who "tease the hose"

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tease

A member of the opposite sex, ussualy a female who entices you into thinking you have a chance. Almost always ends with you having blueballs and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.

A girl who works at a local pizza parlor in Berwyn, IL.
Shit yo, that girl was mad down with me, shes ready for something, oh shit, nm, shes got a man, fuck, what a tease.

Stephanie K
by Snax December 27, 2004
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teaser trailer

a trailer for a video game or movie that offers little in plot, chracters, actors (in the case of movies) or gameplay (in the case of video games). teaser trailers are usually released about a year and a half to two years before the final product is released.
The Sly 4 teaser trailer did little more than confirm its existence. Good enough for me.
by wpk914 January 17, 2011
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Tease

A sexy woman who will playfully flirt with you but never anything more. Upon asking she was never flirting in the first place and is oblivious to the chances she had on your blood flow. She knows, you know she knows, and she will continue; but never anything more.

She will remove her shirt but never her bra. Her pants but never that thong. She runs in your mind all day long, a dangerous woman who won't let you go far.
Dude! That girl's such a tease. You'll never get anywhere chasing after her!
by cdbva June 14, 2018
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Tease-burger

A person who likes teasing other people. A teaser.
John is such a tease-burger. He always teases Ashley
by Sugar cady September 10, 2009
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chat tease

Someone, whose status is always shown to be available on G-chat, or any other IM service, regardless as to whether they are available or not. Leaving their friends to ponder whether or not they're being snubbed.
Amber is such a chat tease. She's on day and night, but you never know if she's really there, or she just hates you that day.
by Whendovescry4blood September 1, 2009
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