Teapot

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapotting

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

by jacko999 March 11, 2009

Whistling Teapot

It is when a girl is on her rag and is using a tampon. It can only occur in hot temperatures or in a heavy workout. The girl experiences a whistling teapot when the heat causes her vagina to steam thus making her vagina boil over and produce a slight whistle. The tampon acts as the teabag in the analogy.

The girls vagina spilled over because it was a whistling teapot.

by OJ is not guilty September 6, 2007

Teapotish

To be homosexual, gay,you know...teapotish

Look at Elton John..he's way teapotish!

by jophes October 5, 2008

Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His {teapot tease} is so sexy!

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

Teapot

Ejaculating into a teapot full of tea and serve it to your lover

I teapotted my uncle last week

by The crumpet whistle July 20, 2016