taxes

“'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles

Taxes make no sense to me. Money makes me question life. I have to spend it to make it. They take it for the feds and my state.

April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

Taxing

The act of charging someone at the door of the nightclub or stripclub to get in because they are either: breaking dress code, skipping the line, or underage. Also known as "Paying The Toll"

I made over $100 taxing people at the door tonight

by GoliathIsLove September 17, 2010

taxed

have sex with, to sex up (see example)

I taxed that ass

by Brian Williams August 4, 2002

taxed

To have sex with.

Taxed dat ass

by andreblazeit420 February 27, 2012

Tax

To purposely hinder someone or something in a demeaning, hurtful, or degrading manner.

I was just about to get in that chicks pants when that fucking metrosexual faggit stepped in and taxed my gig.

by Captain Cock February 11, 2004

Taxed

verb, or noun.
To get high when smoking spice. The legal and effective pot substitute that does will not show up on a U/A. Its a plant like substance that you can buy legally at smoke shops, where you pay tax at the time of purchase.

"got taxed last night, laughed until i passed out."

by boldzero December 8, 2010

for tax

posting or sending a picture on social media then asking “for tax” to get a picture in return

I’ve posted a cute picture of my dog for tax.
Take a look at my cute family for tax!
Here’s a picture of my wee wee for tax 😎

by ramasn July 24, 2019