taxes

“'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles
Taxes make no sense to me. Money makes me question life. I have to spend it to make it. They take it for the feds and my state.

April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.
by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019
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Taxing

The act of charging someone at the door of the nightclub or stripclub to get in because they are either: breaking dress code, skipping the line, or underage. Also known as "Paying The Toll"
I made over $100 taxing people at the door tonight
by GoliathIsLove September 17, 2010
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taxed

have sex with, to sex up (see example)
I taxed that ass
by Brian Williams August 05, 2002
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taxed

To have sex with.
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Tax

To purposely hinder someone or something in a demeaning, hurtful, or degrading manner.
I was just about to get in that chicks pants when that fucking metrosexual faggit stepped in and taxed my gig.
by Captain Cock February 11, 2004
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Taxed

verb, or noun.
To get high when smoking spice. The legal and effective pot substitute that does will not show up on a U/A. Its a plant like substance that you can buy legally at smoke shops, where you pay tax at the time of purchase.
"got taxed last night, laughed until i passed out."
by boldzero December 08, 2010
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for tax

posting or sending a picture on social media then asking “for tax” to get a picture in return
I’ve posted a cute picture of my dog for tax.
Take a look at my cute family for tax!
Here’s a picture of my wee wee for tax 😎
by ramasn July 24, 2019
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