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Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

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*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010
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Taking the back door

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."
by Kevie October 13, 2003
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Taking a Slater

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.
If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.
by artdrummer February 11, 2008
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Taking Herman to the Circus

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!
by Polio October 18, 2003
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takingston

Takingston is hot, funny, and protective. He seems weird at first but once you get to know him you will be best friends. He is nice and loving but only if you show him love in return. He gets angry easily, but can be calmed down if you handle it the right way. Takingston just wants to be treated with kindness and respect, which he deserves. He is most compatible with the zodiac sign leo. Takingston is very protective of his friends and family and would.
Takingston would fight someone to protect a friend.
by Takingston April 6, 2021
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cry-typing

When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.
Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?
by Pickle Farmer December 22, 2012
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