tapeworm

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

by Stray December 6, 2003

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Tapestryshopp'd

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

by CurtisDK August 10, 2009

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Tape 1

Refers to anything that is happy and awesome in reference to the movie Titanic in its VHS form. Everything amazing happened in Tape 1 whereas in Tape 2 everything went to shit.

Omg that dinner was tape 1. Yo her outfit is tape 1. That bitch is so cool she's tape 1. I'd like to know Beyoncé in real life I feel like that bitch be tape 1.

by Tapeonegirl February 29, 2016

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