in the tank

Broken, hopeless, ruined. Synonyms: screwed up or fucked up.

Damn! Frank was going to have a big outdoor barbecue this weekend but when the forecast called for rain, he knew his plans were in the tank.

Frank started his car, depressed the accelerator to the floor and shifted back and forth between "R" and "D". Now his transmission is in the tank.

by Frank Klaune April 29, 2005

tanks

meaning sucks, to lose, or lost.To fail.

"Man, that tanks!"
"You totally tanked that jump"
"This thread TANKS!"

by savory ninja May 24, 2007

tank

a really cool, hot guy. especially someone strong or good at sports

what a tank

by eatmebabythefridge January 28, 2009

tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 2, 2022

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

tanking

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.

Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.

by jschmidty89 January 20, 2008

Tanking

Something robust that is travelling very fast and carrying a lot of momentum, rendering it largely unstoppable and on the edge of potential catastrophe.

Something that you wouldn't want to stand in the way of.

• The bus was tanking down the hill, had to jump out the way!
• He was absolutely tanking it (with disregard to others).

by Chªrly October 1, 2012