Talton

Awesome, Thoughtful, and awesome person. Usually, drug-free anybody would be lucky to have a person named Talton with them.

Man, that Talton is an so sincere we could talk all night and I wouldn't get bored!

by HighTopSamurai August 17, 2018

taconic parkway

The Eastern Bluebird is NY's state bird
"I Love New York" is NY's state song

The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment

The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.

Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway

Guy #1: Hey, let's take the Taconic
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.

Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!

Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.

by KRUSHES UUU! September 3, 2010

Bitch Talons

What a guy/girl(mostly girl)uses on the people around them. Usually involves backhanded compliments and shooting people down when they are trying to apologize so the said person can go on a self-righteous power trip. In general ripping people apart just cuz they can.

LaFawnduh: God the idiots I talk to make you look like a genius.

Tyrone: That was backhanded, your Bitch Talons must be itching for prey tonight.

LaFawnduh: Hells Nah. They just come with my pms symptoms: crampings, cravings, and talons.

by IzzieY January 1, 2008

talons

When you're having rear penetration with a woman and you put your elbows over her shoulders and dig in like a couple of talons. You know you've done a good job when when the back of her shoulders are red.

Man if I fuck that girl tonight doggy style I'm gonna totally giver her the talons.

by sdavis January 25, 2008

Talon

HOMEWRECKER ! stud who is able to cum 8 times in a few hours. looks extreamly sexy in nothing but a cowboy hat and boots. likes to dance and pretend to be a woman. with his sidekick "Razor" at hit side, he can plow through women as fast as a native can make moccasins.

Talons tend to be big booty bitches.

by pancaketaljonkley August 25, 2011

Large Talons

What the chickens have.

Do the chickens have large talons?

by jangler May 13, 2005

Talons

Talons as in Black Talons, one of the most infamous types of hollow point ammunition.

As in 50-Cent's "In Da Hood":

Now homie, you better get to know me better
Before you be bleedin' pints of blood into Iceberg sweater
When the talons come flyin' up out the beretta

by Big J March 9, 2004