The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.
Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.
by justacquiesce June 11, 2011
Get the Tadpole Chowmug. A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug. An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.
by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020
Get the Tadpolemug. To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
by Name here please March 19, 2021
Get the Lube the tadpolemug. 20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016
Get the tadpole roulettemug. Very full scrotum
by elbow noodle April 30, 2014
Get the sac of tadpolesmug. by b9311 June 29, 2014
Get the Tadpollingmug.