table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

by el viceo May 2, 2006

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

by alxrgrs July 18, 2010

Rid the table

To clean up the table after a meal.

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"

by Yoakam October 7, 2008

dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse

Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."

by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013