Meaty glove of torque

A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.

The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.

"The engine has a meaty glove of torque!"

by Adam Santunafish July 23, 2006

Japanese torque wrench

A claw hammer

This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.

by Scottrogolly February 25, 2010

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

rage torque

When you become so infuriated at a message or situation while holding your smartphone and it subsequently becomes broken or bent.

I was soon angry that Facebook was down that I rage torqued my iPhone

by SigmaChad November 12, 2015

true torque

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.

I passed a true torque piss this morning.

by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023