The Best Parts of a Woman

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.

White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!

by Bad C dev February 10, 2021

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

The Best Week Ever

Pretty cool band. I guess they kind of sound similar to All Time Low. They have a really awesome song called Suitcases. Sure, they're on the poppy side, but they still are pretty nice.

Look The Best Week Ever up on MySpace music NOW!

by I<3blink182 October 19, 2010

The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

The best name

Juno because some guy's cat is called Juno and suits her fine so we have Juno as the best name.

Juno is the best name

by DAZEISGAYZ June 2, 2022

the best dictionary

Urban dictionary... duh

The best dictionary is the Urban dictionary- Myself

by Mr BB May 29, 2017

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.

Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.

by Seo Jay January 4, 2012