sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

syncopee

the synchronization of two paths of urine as a result of two men urinating at the same exact target.

Me and Julio were pissing so close together, we basically had a moment of syncopee!

by derrick aka dnice September 23, 2006

Synchro-speech

To say a word or phrase at the exact same time as another person. Was, in the Dark Ages, identified with a "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

(watching the the Crocodile hunter)

Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH

(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.

by i_can_haz_nipz_pierced?! February 5, 2009

Synchronized Skating

A team of 12-20 figure skaters who move across the ice as a unit. Synchronized Skating is most popular in the Scandinavian countries and North America. Team Surprise of Sweden holds the record of being the most decorated team in history, holding 5 World Championship titles. Miami University is the most decorated team affiliated with a university, winning the only World Championship medal for the US to date. Miami University is also the current US National Champion.

The Synchronized Skating team of Miami University has won US Nationals 3 times, and are the current National Champions.

by Betsey's Gold May 3, 2009

bog-sync

The awkward situation where your toilet-visits get synchronised with another person (usually a total stranger) such that you keep bumping into them every time you go to the bathroom.

Chad: Oh dammit dude, I'm stuck in bog-sync with Ned from Accounts. I've been to the bathroom 4 times today and seen him in there every time!

by donpisco June 28, 2007

Syncere

A GIRL who is very out going and straight forward. Some nights say she’s mean because of how blunt she is but has many friends.

Syncere has a RBF

by Mya smurf May 21, 2018

Lip-sync

Pronounced in Korean as li'pu sinku - a new sub-genre of k-pop (re)invented and used as a method of lucrative musical idol production by Mr. Lee Soo Man, founder and main shareholder of SM Entertainment, South Korea. Representative performer of sub-genre is a boy group EXO. Main feature of sub-genre involves absence of live singing on live performances of the group on the music shows and concerts (except for rare solo or ballad performances) featuring an acrobatic and complex choreography and other visual effects admired by rabid fangirls. Results in over lucrative sales of the digital and physical albums due to the impossibility to otherwise actually hear the music performed.

"Dance and lip-sync were a method to target Asia" - from Lee Soo Man's interview on Korean site.

by Lady Dragon May 28, 2014