sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.

JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. “JC bro you got a foamer Simpson.”

by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023

i hate simps

i hate simps mean we no want simps A simp is a person who did too much for a girl or man.

John: i literally brought a house for her and she rejected me Jack: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

sympathy puke

The urge to vomit upon seeing, hearing, or smelling someone else vomit.

"I thought I was gonna sympathy puke when Dave blew chunks all over the floor."

by chuckhoffmann January 30, 2006

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

by Fearman February 23, 2008

Tales of Symphonia

Ohh.... Heaven on earth

An orgasmic RPG for the Cube... what more can you ask for?

by Ssonic October 9, 2004

Symphony X

When God told Chuck Norris about how He took a rib from Adam and made Eve, Chuck Norris decided to try it on himself, thus creating Symphony X. Michael Romeo's guitar is actually made of pure heavy metal and was given to him by Jesus at their high school reunion.

Noob: Who's Symphony X?

Winnar: Everything that is right about music.

by Gammastar Dragon February 28, 2009