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shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
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Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!
News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!
by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018
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Swooping

The act of a judge interrupting the start of the match, after presentation, but before cards are drawn to acquire the decks of 2 players in order to perform a deck check.
Swooping is similar to pouncing, diving, preying, collecting, descending but not quite.
by Jalum Grifter January 14, 2014
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sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.
Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!
by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010
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Shooshting

1 - when all hell breaks loose or the shit hits the fan
2 - when people start shooting
"now the shooshting shtartsh"
(goldmember)
by belmurru May 26, 2003
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swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.
Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.
by kingswooper July 22, 2009
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Swooping

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!
by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018
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