"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"
by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008
1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!
by Kidswillbekids July 10, 2019
The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.
by B.C. Jimmy August 07, 2010
A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.
Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.
by Thegigginator March 16, 2017
I gave my Sugar Baby a Swiss Passport the other day. It was really hot but now I'm on the Do Not Fly list.
by SwissSD April 06, 2021
This term comes from a bollocking cheater that screwed England out of the Euro 2004. It was because of this Portugal saw a win, but I don't think that sportsmanship played the role here.
Today is "hate the fucking swiss ref" day. Please support our campaign by adding a W behind your MSN name. Send this to as many people as possible and support England's defeat over Portugal due to a disallowed goal that the fucking Swiss Ref called. Portugal did not deserve to win, and it should be England going through to the Semi Finals, and not Portugal.
by Popoi June 24, 2004
sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies
much like baltic turban but no undies
by butt stain July 07, 2009