Swiss balls

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles

1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!

by Kidswillbekids July 9, 2019

Swiss Watermelon

A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.

Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.

by Thegigginator March 15, 2017

Swiss Handshake

The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.

Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.

by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010

Swiss Passport

Having sexual intercourse using all of your partner's holes while going through Customs.

I gave my Sugar Baby a Swiss Passport the other day. It was really hot but now I'm on the Do Not Fly list.

by SwissSD April 5, 2021

swiss medallion

sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies

i gave jenny a swiss medallion

by butt stain July 7, 2009

Swiss Ball

Otherwise know as a exercise ball, or stability ball. Found in gyms and home gyms alike, meant to aid sit ups/press ups, but much more fun when used as a chair or for generally rolling around on, with.....

"Dave wanna 'workout' on the Swiss Ball?"

by Jo Ellen August 12, 2005

Swiss Condom

During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not

"Bro I don't know how Lisa got pregnant, I wore a condom"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"

by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010