Early Swirly

when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices

boy- my twinklebuns earl gave me his early swirly yesterday it was magical

girl- cool bruh

by biggblackethballs June 29, 2021

Peppermint Swirly

Receiving a handjob from a retarded kid.

Boy 1: You know that kid Lamont?
Boy 2: Yeah what about him?
Boy 1: He got a peppermint swirly from the retarded girl in the bathroom the other day!

by AholeJuggernaut February 15, 2017

Swirly bubbler

Martini glass filled with warm water, place testicles in glass add straw and lightly blow, thus resulting in a tiny jacuzzi.

Karen ended the night by giving me a swirly bubbler!

by Shagster2189 January 8, 2022

swirly bird

Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.

Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.

by Teabagman August 3, 2012

swirlie girl

A young woman who enjoys having her head flushed in the toilet during sex.

"Jessica said she liked it nasty, so during some doggy style in the bathroom I put her head in the toilet and flushed over and over again. Jessica is now a swirlie girl."

by Mr. Angry June 18, 2008

Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.

Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.

by t pot September 18, 2012

swirly twirly

The process of enlarging the hole of the penis and processing to stick 13 batteries and constantly yelling in a swirly twirly for 6 hours and 8 minutes exactly. After the 8 hours and 6 minutes twist your penis an exact 452 degrees.

Bill gave me a swirly twirly and it ripped off my penis.

by Yahoones February 3, 2023