hurly swirly

n. the sex act of awarding intercourse from behind to a partner who is actively vomiting into a toilet

My bitch promised anal on Valentine’s Day but got so drunk I had to give it to her in a hurly swirly.

by Webster3.1 February 16, 2020

Early Swirly

when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices

boy- my twinklebuns earl gave me his early swirly yesterday it was magical

girl- cool bruh

by biggblackethballs June 29, 2021

Ass Swirly

When a girl shits in an ice cream cone through a swirly nozzle and is eaten by a man.

Girl 1:How would you like an ass swirly?
Guy 1:Hell yes!

by Tjsapimp October 24, 2010

swirly bird

Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.

Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.

by Teabagman August 04, 2012

swirlie girl

A young woman who enjoys having her head flushed in the toilet during sex.

"Jessica said she liked it nasty, so during some doggy style in the bathroom I put her head in the toilet and flushed over and over again. Jessica is now a swirlie girl."

by Mr. Angry June 18, 2008

Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.

Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.

by t pot September 18, 2012

swirly twirly

The process of enlarging the hole of the penis and processing to stick 13 batteries and constantly yelling in a swirly twirly for 6 hours and 8 minutes exactly. After the 8 hours and 6 minutes twist your penis an exact 452 degrees.

Bill gave me a swirly twirly and it ripped off my penis.

by Yahoones February 03, 2023