Swede

A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly

"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."

by iknowtheworld January 3, 2022

Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023

Dirty Swede

Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip

"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.

by rusty_pete March 13, 2024

swede

a person that doesnt like people born in 2009

person : do u like people born in 2009

swede : ofc not i want to kill all of them

by lhfruhogu November 2, 2020

Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person)

A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.

“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).

by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024

Swede

Another term for receiving head.

"damn you know that girl Cyndi." "yeah" "i'd fucking love her to give me some swede"

by Swedemeister January 22, 2020

Flying Swede

The term “Swede” is used as a slang term for the escalation from verbal disagreement to physical violence by way of a powerful headbutt often to the face. The term “Flying Swede” is used to indicate when said headbutt is done by way of a headfirst running leap and contact is made with both feet of the ground, not dissimilar to a “dropkick” in style.

“I will “Swede” you!” or “Wow did you see the “Flying Swede” he just landed ?”

by Rylo90 April 11, 2024