Swayze Taxi

noun. when one puts one's car on cruise control (at speed), and climbs into the passenger seat, where usually a dance is performed for a few seconds before the driver returns to his proper seat, the whole process occurring without the driver touching the steering wheel. a particularly high form of 'going dumb', derived from ghostriding, it is ridiculously dangerous and should never be attempted by anyone. ever

verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'

I was going about 55 down a nice, straight road, with no other cars around, so I pulled a Swayze Taxi and did a little shimmy with a thizz face in the passenger seat.

by salinger December 24, 2008

swayzest

Coolest. Dope. Hottest on the block.

You are the swayzest!

by Breannerose November 3, 2008

swayzied

To have someone come from behind you and awkwardly guide your hands in performing a task; i.e. Patrick Swayze in Ghost with Demi Moore on the pottery wheel.

(Cameron comes from behind and guides Greg's hands while he pours a drink)
Greg: Dude, get your hands off of me!
Cameron: You just got swayzied!
Jeremy: Creeper...

by swayzied May 9, 2014

lazy swayze

When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.

by Jeropotato May 12, 2016

Patrick Swayze

A God.

Hey, This is Patrick Swayze he is A God.

by keluoyi bulajia January 6, 2020

Swayze

Swayze -

The official, new term that will spread like wildfire in 2010. To be 'swayze' means to be cool/chill as fuck, and in other words.. Swayze.

It's not just a word, it's a lifestyle.

- You hit up that kegger last night? shit was soo Swayze.

- Shit's so Swayze... you don't even know.

- Sup brah? Those new threads are so Swayze.

by Pawow January 17, 2010

dick swayze

A man or woman who's sexual orientation is questioned thorough their manner of dress, speech, and overall actions. It can also be used to describe someone who is bisexual.

Example 1
Guy 1 Sweet jesus I think Lance is gay! Did you see him dancing last night?
Guy 2 He is dating Pam but I think he's dick swayze.

Example 2
He will hook up with whatever he can get. He's totally dick swayze.

by John Pezz January 24, 2008