Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.
They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole
hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole
hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
by Cheekie June 1, 2004

A large North American, hippo/man creature. Has several strange odors, and emits a fowl smell of death. The creature will often invite himself on things, and often is made fun of, because of it's large girth.
by Colfax's Accountants October 15, 2004

Swamp Donkey means a really ugly girl
Its a horrible looking woman who looks like a donkey and crawled from the swamp
Its a horrible looking woman who looks like a donkey and crawled from the swamp
by Mark Mc Garvey May 27, 2004

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
by Tiff E. August 20, 2010

by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
