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An Elevator Suprise

When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.
Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.
by UrbanCreatornoob May 13, 2017
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Suprise Poo

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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Shia Suprise

When you thought Shia Lebeouf was dead but he is actually still alive.
Person 1 “Dude, I thought Shia Lebeouf was dead, but he isn’t! What a Shia Suprise!”
Person 2 “No way!!”
by thehamwithcheese March 15, 2019
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Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.
Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!
by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008
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Suprise Porn

A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.

These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.

Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!

Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 26, 2006
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Bangalore Suprise

A cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of assanination. To place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.
While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.
by Lefty John March 8, 2010
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apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it
Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again
by John buckabitch November 17, 2015
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