upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009

Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.

Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.

20 minute pause

Chatter6:Hi!!

Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.

Chatter6:What?

Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

Chatter6:Oh

by T-ReeyZ July 15, 2010

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

Sudden Unfamilification

To be simultaneously unfreinded on a social network by two or more family members without warning or reason

I was checking facebook this morning and realized that two of my aunts and three of my cousins all unfreinded me sometime in the past week. Wish I knew why the reason for my sudden unfamilification.

by Lancelink7 September 4, 2010

siddler

Someone who will often appear next to you without warning. This is often done in silence and when you turn around that person would be next to you. They also often butt into conversations the moment you finish talking.

Adam is such a siddler. Whenever I'm talking to Aidan he just appears and starts talking the moment I finish. I never have any clue when he will be next to me.

by petpen7 February 26, 2015

Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

by Aeddonger February 14, 2017

spuddlegruncher

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

by yo yo g January 13, 2020