Trumpian success

An utter failure.

Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.

by TedIII October 2, 2020

Skills for Success

A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.

"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."

by ccchic March 27, 2009

Stroll of Success

Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.

Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"

by TimmyT851 September 1, 2009

epik success

to be extremely successful while being obsessed with Epik Highantonyms: epik fail

Shane: While I am a Epik Fail, you, Hanna, are an epik success.Hanna: Yes, i am.

by epiksuccess April 5, 2009

Success in the bush

a very prosperous colony of "crabs" or pubic lice living happily within your forest

J3: Man I got a bad itch "down there" and I don't know why

Nate: hmmm …sounds like a bad case of "success in the bush

by Yvng SAV J3 May 24, 2015

Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009