Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.
The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*
Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!
Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!
Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 06, 2010
by Real McCoy January 19, 2020
When you got your girl laying on her back doing anal with your toes in her pussy interchanging left and right feet white the girl sucks the pussy juice off her toes and you are defecating.
by Ikmary September 19, 2018
1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.
2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind
3: like having ADHD on crack.
2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind
3: like having ADHD on crack.
person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...
person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?
person 1:...............help me ._.
person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<
person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?
person 1:...............help me ._.
person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<
by TEEG November 11, 2009
by A Finnish Bread Stick April 07, 2024
"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.
Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.
by QuacksO August 17, 2018