Cloud Strife

Cloud is the main hero in the smash RPG hit, Final Fantasy VII. One of the most recognizable figures in RPG-land, Cloud possesizes a head of spikey blonde hair and a large buster sword. In the FF-fandom, there is a large dispute over the love triangle between Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa. It's up to the player's discretion, given that the game is open to interpreation, but Square seems to love pairing Cloud and Aeris off together in cameos, don't they? *wink* Believing himself to be an ex-SOLDIER, Cloud sets out on what becomes a voyage of self-discovery as he saves the world from his old friend, Sephiroth.

You look so cute, Miss Cloud.

by Chika August 12, 2005

Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

Strifes

A problem in life that is slowly killing you.

I have a lot of strifes right now.

by Strifes32 August 23, 2019

Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022

peppermint stiffy

When a girl puts a peppermint into her mouth when she is giving a man a blow job. The minty coolness causes extreme pleasure and gives the man what is called a "peppermint stiffy."

Bobby- "Guess what happened last night."
Jim-Bob- "What?"
Bobby- "Cheryl gave me a peppermint stiffy."
Jim-Bob "NO WAY! Was it awesome?"
Bobby- "Yah man, it was filled with minty pleasure."

by Amanda Seyfried August 2, 2010

moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015