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Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!
by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013
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Big Stretch

the involuntary word you say when your good dog stretches after a nap
Ohhh big stretch, good boy. *proceeds to pet dog*
by scubbies May 23, 2021
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She stretched like that on purpose

YouTube's shitty algorithm thought that I was looking for half naked big tits, when in reality I was searching for 'Escape from Tarkov'
'She stretched like that on purpose' is a video whenever you search for something on YouTube
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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on a stretcher

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.
“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher
by imathottie February 21, 2019
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streuth

"You mean you stole 1 loaf of bread and now you are being shipped to Australia? Streuth!"
by Spleenie March 17, 2005
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Stretch nuts

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010
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stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.
Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.
by Taylor... November 14, 2005
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