18 on a stretcher

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher

Hey alise 18 on a stretcher

by Giggitygoo415 January 24, 2021

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by February 17, 2022

“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.

Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".

by mybeccca October 02, 2024

Judy stretcher

When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button

I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet

by few2020 November 10, 2021

Dirham Stretcher

A stretcher used in the occasion of hauling of a victim of domestic abuse. Particularly women.

Man, with that talk, she'll end up on a Dirham Stretcher.

by Tay Cint February 11, 2024

backdoor stretcher

A Gurthy Cock

She came to my house looking for a backdoor stretcher

by The Vagician 315 December 18, 2014

mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 07, 2018