grocery stalking

A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.

Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.

By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.

Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."

Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."

Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."

*subtely checks out hottie's cart*

Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"

Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."

by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010

Spanking

When ones bottom is bared and they are flipped over a knee or an object to be punished by hand or with an instrument which will leave them red and sore. After which they will remain bare for a corner time or the rest of the day.

“Julie pull your pants down and get over here for your spanking”

“Mom please no i’m sorry”

by Tyraaxeliaz August 16, 2019

shrinking violet

someone who is shy, hesitant, or afraid to have a voice in social situations.

"try not to be a shrinking violet at the gathering tonight,
everyone there will be casual and no one will bite!"

by Polo March 26, 2007

Staning

The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.

Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.

by slamsam June 23, 2011

Skanking

A form of dancing originating in Jamaica, now most notably done in Ska/Reggae shows. A more violent form of skanking is often found in punk or hardcore shows. There are many forms of skanking, varying from extreme movement to very little movement at all. To skank: First, feel the beat. Get those arms swinging slightly and feel the bounce as you swing your hips. Move your weight from one foot to the other with each skank. Make sure your arms and legs coordinate (ie: If your right fist is moving forward, you should also be moving your right knee forward as you shift your weight. Then shift to the left.) The most familiar form of skanking today is the Two-Tone Ska style in which you add a kick forward with every beat. Skanking is most often done in a group, either in a general "pit" (such as in a most pit) or by skanking around in a circle.

"Look at all those rudies skanking!"

by Chris P. Lettuce March 3, 2005

stacking the wombat

Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo

"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit, but this food is sooo tasty"

by Shannon Doyle April 21, 2008

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019