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storke

When you make a lot of mistakes in a short amount of time. Similar to a stroke, but it's misspelt.
Message: "Imm havnig braekfst right now"
Response: "What?"
Message: "Storke"
by SinglePaper June 21, 2021
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Stork

Like uhaul, it’s when one person of the relationship is advocating for a baby soon after beginning to date.
That girl is crazy, she’ll stork you within the first month.”
by Yosoytaytay January 9, 2020
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Jake Stork

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin
by Puscake November 5, 2018
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The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 9, 2024
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King Stork

The reign. The dominance. Over the stork tribal. Being known as the king stork is the greatest achievement life has to offer. Bmmmmmmm
Wow. He isn’t afraid of large birds. He must be the King Stork
by King Stork March 4, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.
"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"
by superwolf December 28, 2020
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