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Stepped on his dick

Screwed up--usually a personal situation. Botched something big time.
by bubba6508 October 13, 2012
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stepped on a lego

THE MOST F***ING PAIN YOU WILL EVER WILL IN YOU LIFE YOU ARE MOST LIKELY GONNA DIE JUST FROM FEELING IT
by orangeissus September 28, 2020
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half steppin

not doing a complete job; bullshittin'; opposite of come correct
He was half steppin how he treats his girl. She deserves better.
by Delta Tango June 18, 2003
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habitual line stepper

One who always goes over the line. One who always goes too far and exercises no apparant regard for the consequences. Term was coined by Charlie Murphy on Chapelle's Show when describing the antics of Rick James.
Rick James was an habitual line stepper.

Greg owes me utilities and just had sex with my girlfriend for the third time this week. That guy is such an habitual line stepper.
by Homer MaGaha May 3, 2006
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stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
by DBG February 15, 2008
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half-steppin

similar to frontin , either to half-ass something or to put up a facade ; being fake as hell
I told him I'd beat his ass for fucking my girl! Ain't no half steppin with me. I keep it gangsta.
by sword- July 4, 2004
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same-stepping

A event that occurs when you are walking towards someone and you both try to get out of each other's way but end up choosing the same path.
Walking down the street, hallway, or just walking in general and you see someone coming at you and at the last second you both turn to get out of each other's way, but just get in each other's way again. And then you try to go the other way, and they go that way too. Basically it just keeps going until you either finally guess right or, in the more extreme cases, you decide to just stop and tell the person where you are going.

"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."

"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."
by Rob Schow December 23, 2006
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