Sattu

Sattu/ to do a Sattu

Do something that cannot be explained by normal people with normal logic

"He did a sattu and intentionally slept in a chair even though the bed was just next to him. Why? Because sattu."

by Kash1701 October 10, 2018

Saturween

Saturday Halloween that happens every 7 years and it was said on Sam and cat

Sam: It’s saturween it happens like every 100 years
Cat: i think it happens every 7 years

by fireyfiry August 9, 2020

shitpost status

funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube

Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.

by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

no standards saturday

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time

he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party

by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010

Saturday School

The worst reason to wake up before noon on a weekend.

Tom had a terrible hangover when he woke up to go to Saturday school.

by Damian the Greek April 23, 2008

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

Ramen Status

When a college student reaches the status of only being able to afford 14 cent packs of Ramen noodles.

You had Ramen noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I see you've reached Ramen status

by Prettytiffanyb January 30, 2005